Ladies. Gentlemen. Everything in between. Please hold a little bit of your wonder aside. I have a tale to tell.
For, once, upon a Teweresstag, the day of Tew/Tyr, the god of war and justice, a thing happenED.
Far far away in the old times, auditions would happen where the humans would be in the rooms, available to each one another, present to read and do communicationes. But then the COVID came bringing fire to all presence and togetherness and LO the self tape prevailēd wherein TRICKSY FUCKKLERETH could fool all the nice ones. And behold Tricksy fuckereth took majority of jobbbes. For the room is being a good room to knaw iff acter be kunt, whereas tayp we cannat knaw but the TRICKES so do SHIEN!
This tag, this Tewestayg, maiself wennet to a Diorama Studio in the central of this towwen.
In stewdeow ai performered an AUDIT-SHEONNE wherin for a Scheottlandish playye off Wilam Shagspar ai pertenndered for being Ross.
Wat iss AMAYYZANNG for shur is for thatt effen iff yes it be a recalling so still it happen in the person and presence of the other humans. Mane yeers gon wee could knaw the acters wee witenessed in werk, they hadd alle bene mett in personne! Not juste an ayejentt given alle clientes blinde! Anned so, this tag, ACETERS WERR WITENESSED FOR AUDIT-SHEONNE. Ringe belles! The anceyentt wayyes comme retorrn.
Mayhaps it wille be jobbe to comefor ich. Man mussen hope and beleeyve despit fukked industree and sheeitt locke foreever.
May thiss be weritten doon forr knawing, wans stil in werreld coms in person AUDIT-SHEONNE for manne and eek wumman also. Stil itt com, and gud peeopul hellpe reeding. Not fergotan be practis off no-screene acter mayk choyce for in reel room. Mayhap in Futur COVID be fergat and memorry be that until meeting sumwan, no way of telling if he is Kunt for making alle show shitte.
Butt… Mayhap otheres knawwen for not beyyen kunt wheras alle for mich iss hopen it iss sene. Behold I do nat knaw this mann but Hull Trucke, Boltone Derby? Soundeth much excellente. Mayhappen it falles well. Ach gott.
Mussen WAAAIIT. Wishen ich nat for wayeteng. Wannet knaw for thraw moneths werk kan bee. Nat for sniffen, aye? Fengers crassed. Knawwen be wannaderfuelll. Butt oneley iff yass!!!
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Nice to have a real in the room audition again at last. It has literally been years.
AlBarclay 