AlBarclay

Oh the reflecting pool. What a metaphor! Just watching it from afar, it is astonishing, hilarious, upsetting.

So there’s a pool in Washington that Obama spent some money on. A lot of what Plumpkin does is about trying to be better than Obama, probably because he never can be and because “Hussein” isn’t white.

So he did this expensive unnecessary refurb on this reflecting pool. His usual taste got involved. This is the guy who isn’t aware how much he’s like a late stage Roman Emperor with his circenses but not much panem. This is the guy putting plastic gold everywhere and bulldozing beautiful things to replace them with horrible expensive things and trying to write his name on stuff. We know he’s a dangerous idiot, of course. But Christ alive the pool.

So he made it look like a public swimming pool and called it “American Flag Blue”. That was only a few days ago. And nature happened, likely accelerated by the darker colour and the fact he chose midsummer. And now it is full of algae again. I suspect that somewhere there’s a consultant scientist head-desking about it after being sidelined. Although is the administration smart enough to consult someone? Genuinely perhaps not. They just want the optics. Which lasted just a day or two.

So today people started pouring bleach into it. There might be dead birds around it now like he says are around wind turbines, and people coughing if they aren’t careful with dosage plus it’ll have to be maintained like a really expensive swimming pool because otherwise that pesky wind blows in… He’s making it toxic in order to try to control it. Just like he’s doing with America.

When I first heard the phrase “Trump derangement syndrome” I assumed it must have been in reference to the people who support him no matter what he comes up with and who double down every time he turns out to be the fraud or the idiot he is.

Apparently not though, it’s a condition he’s made up about anyone that knows what a nasty joke he always has been. He only effects me in as much as we have always copied America, about two years behind. The overamplified significance of misunderstood flags over here recently, the misuse of the word “patriot”, those jokers “taking the knee”… Reactive eejits over here are wolfing down his noise and puking it back up jumbled.

But yeah these people for whom Trump can do no wrong – of course they don’t understand anything at all to with the natural world apart from to shoot bits of it. The latest they’ve got is that “lefties” did the algae in the pool. Ok right great. Lefties did a nature in his lovely clean pool? We really are at the end times.

I had a fish tank by the Thames and open windows. These nature things happen fast and unfortunately not wanting them to happen doesn’t affect things at all. This time of year is when I got terrible algae.

Honestly, everything he touches turns to shit. Art of the deal? Pull the other one. No art. No deal. Iran today – they are where they started with them but with a younger leader and an empowered regime who have realised they have a strong weapon to use when they want to, and all of us are paying more every day because of it.

I’m off to watch some Shakespeare.

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It was lovely. And distracting. Loves Labours Lost. In a square. With friends. After the show I helped with the van load. That has always been part of the romance for me of those long summer tours. I felt the lack of the one I might have been on, but still no, not anymore at that rate. I can take some comfort knowing that I am better at setting boundaries for myself, and knowing I have value in a company. Tom and I went home talking about Sprite. Some of the happiest summers of my life, around this time, and I came home with exactly the same amount of money I had when I left.

Got up far too early in order to drive to Haggerston, to just outside Playhouse East and help with the get-in for Sarah’s play – the one I blogged a few weeks ago when it was on at the Hen and Chickens.

They just needed to know they had access to humans with arms if needed. I was happy to help. I like them. And as I said last time, it is hard enough getting purchase in this industry if you’re from an acting dynasty. Thirty fucking years and you really would think it would stop hurting. But I’m always happy to carry stuff or do whatever to help people starting out because without our friends, our communities, we would be totally screwed.

Driving home I spoke to another mate of mine the same age as Sarah. He’s booked a film which he totally deserves, and he’s thinking of getting out of London for good. “Perhaps you just haven’t found the right place to live,” he says. He might be onto something. If I kept chickens in a wood I’d have less time to question my life choices.

Talking to these friends I inevitably remembered myself at that age. Just hatched into the industry. Booked a big job. Mum dying. Life vs Art. Family vs Momentum. I fell into a hole, which I have no regrets about now but only because I know what I learnt down there. That learning can help carry me through this patch I’m having at the moment where nothing seems to be going right.

I turned down an audition for an excruciatingly low paid Shakespeare job in Kent playing a smaller part than I’m used to. That would be my life now if I’d auditioned (and got it ha). I don’t miss it, I don’t need the experience anymore, the one thing you can carve on my forehead is that I’m good at this shit now. “Don’t come moaning to me if you aren’t working this summer then,” said Esta. Fair. And I can make more money dayjobbing but I was believing I’d book some filming. Manifesting the fuck out of it. It’ll come. It’ll come.

Another rejection this morning and this one they kept me on the hook for months. “This date or this date? This whole month? This date? What if it’s this date?” I just told Angus the associate: “Whatever they say tell them I can do it and I will”. And apparently I did a great audition, I very nearly got it. Very nearly. Very nearly got it. Very nearly. Very nearly. Very nearly got it. Very nearly. Very nearly.

But I didn’t get it.

If my sperm had very nearly got to mum’s egg it would be a very different thing. There’s no consolation prize. “They went with a different vibe.” I’ll put that on the shelf with all the others then. Can’t do much about the vibe. I read the brief and did the vibe on the brief. Does this mean it has gone to someone who couldn’t do the vibe on the brief? Shh brain. Shhh now. Hush there.

Bad week for it when I’m newly sober.

I know it gets easier but all this “feeling stuff” nonsense, I used to have a handy way of avoiding it. How have I deliberately chosen to take the wheels off at a time when people are queuing up to throw piss into my eyes? But, rationally speaking, it is infinitely better that I had the meetings. There are friends of mine who haven’t auditioned for ages.

Crying is a good thing, I tell myself, cus it is. I’ve been largely expressing myself through that medium today. Good for the blepharitis to have an existential crisis about your life choices at 50. And it is a purge. ‘Tis the season. I should get a motorbike and start saying “man” all the time. I already wear socks with sandals.

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Home made bangers and mash with glorious onion gravy. Apple crumble with custard. And a lovely phone call with a very dear friend. There are always solutions if you look for them. I’ve got loads on this summer and should be proud of myself for that. Need to get better at looking at what I’ve got. This hunger though, this endless endless hunger to work…

And off to bed.

Flipping ‘eck. It’s a bit warmer. Come on summer, do the thing we pay you for!

A peaceful day today. Not an easy one to stay sober for. But peaceful.

Lou’s flat in Brighton is a haven and while she was travelling back from Newcastle I was grooming her ridiculously fluffy cat, doing the washing up, and looking out the window.

Last night the rock I had used to prop the window open rolled out the window, down the windowsill, and fell three floors into the street below. I think there might have been a car underneath it, parked illegally on the pavement. I went down this morning to see if I could find it but I couldn’t. Hopefully it didn’t mess up someone’s car. If it did I wonder if they will blame the seagulls.

I grabbed Eggs Benedict at Café Rust which is pricey but they do good coffee and they are close. Then a mission up north to get myself to London for the AGM for AFTLS. That’s the group that tours suitcase Shakespeare all over America and it is a lovely bunch of coconuts. Not a great turnout sadly. Last year there were loads more, but the trains are fucked this weekend and that probably contributed to low attendance. We did business but really it was about going to the pub together. Which is where I struggled.

Booze is such an easy habit and this week hasn’t been the kindest week for news. In fact the last few months have been an absolute shitshow. This is the age I was waiting to get to, you see. “Get to fifty and you’ll never stop working,” they told me. Grumble grumble.

It was nice to go to the pub with theatre friends but dammit I wanted very much to dose up on toxic forgettyjuice. I’m two weeks in now so it’ll take maybe another week until the craving is tiny. Right now though I’m in “just for today” territory – as they say in AA. Not that I’m going to AA. Maybe I should. But I think I’m okay on my own right now frankly. I am such a huge masochist so of course I’m okay on my own. Jeez.

Anyway, nice to see my friends even briefly. Grace is going back out on the next tour and I’m thrilled for her. She’s playing the line of parts I played first time I went out with them.

I’m feeling a bit discombobulated if I’m honest. I’m trying to stay upbeat and all that but I’ve got an early start tomorrow and maybe it’s best I just stop the noise tonight and go sleep.

Two men my age but twice my weight stand in the evening sun outside The Golden Cannon talking about lefties. One of them passes their reticent pale eyes over me as I pass. “He’s a leftie,” he concludes at me. They stub out their cigarettes and go back into the pub, turning their backs on me as I pass. The Cannon is usually like that so I don’t think much of it. I’m in a pink jumper. I have my hat on.

A bit further down someone is driving his bright yellow BMW with the top down. He’s blasting out Bob Dylan’s Subterranean Homesick Blues and eyeballing people walking by. “Don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.” He’s silver fox. Nicely dressed. Looks like he’s pretty happy with himself. His mouth moves with the words like he wants us to absorb them.

I’m on my evening constitutional in Brighton. I’ve inadvertently stumbled into politics. As I carry on walking I see more evidence of noisy opinion. The official noisemaking is done and now it’s go home with the placards time, or get drunk time, or both. T-Shirts. Face coverings. Little groups a-wandering hither and yon. Mostly “Choose Love” or “Refugees are welcome here”. The um the er the … The”patriots”? came on the train. They’re not from round ‘ere that’s for sure.

It doesn’t take me long to work out what’s been going on here. A protest and a counter-protest. “Save are women and kids with violence” vs “oh for crying out loud, you lot again?”.

A small group of frightened semi-literate ogres have been galvanised out of bed to come to Brighton today to get drunk and shout about brown people. The intention of the organisers was to get some videos of them being completely outnumbered by Brightonians to further push the narrative that “right thinking British Englanders from English England are the oppressed minority.” “VIOLENCE,” shouts one man hopefully into his phone camera on my Facebook. “Antifa have MISSILES,” he carries on. It’s genuinely like being back in a mudfight aged 12 where we’re pretending its the Vietnam War. “Peow peow! Napalm!! DUCK. This twig is a HELICOPTER whupwhupwhup”. Another commentator screams into a megaphone about how Brighton is “the lion’s den”. He of course means the lion from The Wizard of Oz. He has imported the American myth that “antifa” is an organisation rather than just a large number of intelligent people that know he’s a prat.

“The thing is though,” says the homeless busker I’m walking by right now “These idiots who showed up today calling themselves patriots, they don’t even know what this country is. The music. The food. The culture. The art. I’m more of a patriot than any of them.” He’s skinny and stoned, playing ragga beats and talking in rhythm. He’s got a fair point.

We mustn’t polarise. We mustn’t be divided. It’s the billionaires. We know all this. But maybe the guy outside the pub was right about me being a leftie with my hat and pink jumper and my curiosity about the unfamiliar. If you have an opinion that I might disagree with and you feel you’ve thought it through I’m happy to examine the unfamiliar and make my own mind up. My mind changes on things all the time. Extremists on both sides annoy me, but the high handed and patronising tone of extreme left annoys me less than the protective self-adoring shouting of the extreme right. And the way they are trying to colonise every form of protest and argument. To paint themselves as victims. To take the knee for fucks sake. It’s immature and so self involved. They take themselves so seriously that at some point it is going to tip from ridiculous into scary.

This wave of rightyboys and girls annoys me because every single one of them seems to be willfully dumb, purposely stupid, cut off from logic and empathy. This level of stupid is worrying. At some point early in life they’ve run into something they can’t understand alongside other people who have understood it. They’ve reacted by retreating into themselves rather than trying to expand into a revelation. “I’m not stupid, I just have a special understanding”. And that has been the end for curiosity, for critical thinking, for anything other than to become big vessels for the noise of anyone that strokes their ego. That small mindedness has been amplified now – they’ve found millions of other cabbages online. And the guys at the top know they are empty and pour vitriol into them.

So yes, they were massively outnumbered in Brighton here today. But that’s what they wanted. “Brighton is fallen. London is fallen”. All that noise. It’s just so fucking sad, and I don’t see the exit right now. I’m glad I didn’t go when it was happening. I wonder what the way out of this is? Do we have to wait for the transatlantic manchild to finally catch fire?

I’m gonna walk it off. It’ll be light late, and still a week until solstice!

Lou will be in Newcastle tomorrow night. She was in Rotherham last night. But somehow it makes more sense for her to have come home for tonight so I’m writing to you from bed with her to my left and Tessy aggressively colonising the part of the bed where I might need to put my feet later. She went for me when I was drying my foot earlier so I’m gonna have to negotiate this bed thing extremely carefully. She’s a beautiful cat but not if you value your hands.

I picked Lou up in her own car at the coach stop at Old Steine and we drove up to Fiveways to eat a late lunch at a little Italian place – my reward for slamming it down here last night. Then we went for a walk up the hill in Hollingdean wood. It’s a steep wooded path enclosed by housing estates but there’s a bit of history and a bit of nature under all the noise. There’s golf on the top there, and it’s a good place for a course, with so much wind and air and light. It was wild.

“You can see the Isle of Wight from here if it isn’t foggy,” said Lou, making space for a dad joke. ‘I can see it!” “Can you?” “White? Yes.” Aha. Aha ha. Aha haha. You see because it’s white, fog. You see? Sounds like Wight? White?

We somehow managed to get lost even though it is tiny up there. We were happy to schlep around though, plenty of grass, plenty of trees and my body is finally detoxifying having had two weeks off the poison now. I started to feel hungover from all the walking. I think maybe it would be a good thing to take Brian up on his offer of joining him at boxing. I’m getting to the stage now where I’m pissed off enough to find my targets.

Tomorrow morning will be an early start. I’m wearing my good boyfriend hat and driving Lou two hours each way to meet the car to Newcastle tomorrow morning early. Much less faff than a coach for her and it’ll start my day. So we are bedding down early. Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy wealthy and wise, my father used to say all too often. I still remember him bellowing “oh what a beautiful morning” every fucking morning at 6 as he went down to put the kettle on at Eyreton. He was probably all three of those things, so I guess he had a point. I’ve got some catching up to do with the last two in particular. Could definitely be fitter as well.

Just stopped in Brighton. It’s ten to one in the morning. Tessy is chowing down on soup.

Some Meisner where I felt largely misunderstood and then an email telling me I didn’t get the latest nice filming job and then early evening I was standing in five layers of clothing on a bit of high walk overlooking Lauderdale Tower, which I wrote about a few weeks ago. It’s the part of the The Barbican where I had my first round audition at Guildhall and where I met Alex Hassell – so the start of a big journey in many practical ways, taking in The Factory and my training along the way.

We were doing Cymbeline. Largely, THEY were doing Cymbeline. I’m still making sense of what the fuck Cymbeline is but it’s okay, I tell Tom. I’ve got a chilled evening, I tell Tom. I just have to play The Frenchman. Done it before. Be a bit alpha. Remember a bit of prose and one list. Over right at the start. Then I can just be a bodyguard for Caius Lucius or something. Easy life, I tell Tom.

And then Scott arrived. Took me aside in his unique manner: “Al, I was wondering…”

Fuck.

Waggy has done a tremendous amount of work learning Cymbeline, making sense of the play, showing up at sessions while I’ve been gallivanting. Waggy knows it so well nobody else there that night had it learnt. Least of all me. Ahhh The Factory.

It’s the nature of the game. If you aren’t ready to play don’t put yourself in the squad. Waggy can’t make it suddenly.

With twenty minutes warning, I’m given an edited script and I’m gonna be sight-reading The King, Cymbeline, just the title character, no pressure. Not as big a part as Imogen but plenty of it. “Are you sure you’re okay with this?” Scott asks, and he knows he doesn’t need to check and so do you by now. Bring it on, forever. Nothing I like more than a challenge.

And I sank into the happy happy embrace of disciplined chaos. Loads of players. Loads of new faces. Loads of familiar faces.

This is a pure project and it feels very honest to what The Factory has been for me. A place to try and be truthful within a rigour. A place to listen hard to each other and yet attempt to surprise each other. A place to tell a Shakespeare play with clean text but messy truthful world.

This Cymbeline is shifting. A new stage now, as more of us are learning more parts and so new players are bringing their vigour and their rigour to new areas of the play. There are many moments of delight in these plays, and they are so live and so ephemeral, like gossamer, this one is done now and shattered to memory. And through the white noise of it, I played The King and held myself and my friends, and STILL made time for pure Factory mischief. If I know the show well, my track begins a neverending circle of placing myself somewhere, realising it won’t work, finding another place, that won’t work either, move again, listen, move, listen and then make the most recent offer, the only one still relevant, having abandoned multiple other possibilities that bubbled up and died before they were needed. I didn’t know this show well enough to be so agile, but Dissy spotted an opportunity. We were both at the edge of the action, looking for the offer, and we struck up a conversation with Duncan, a resident. Next thing I knew I was in Duncan’s flat and my next scene was a proclamation – (for audibility). Duncan: “Should I hide when you start speaking?” “No, I’m the king, you’re my attendant.” “Would you like a glass of wine?” “Two weeks ago I might have bitten your hand off. No thanks. My body is a temple”.  He is an artist and he’s got some nice white wine there. It’s a lovely flat. I like him.

I wouldn’t have got up there without Dissy. She did the talking. We connected and went prowling looking for the mischief. And together we found a lovely moment. I met her in 2010. There’s history with this company, so much history in my life. And tonight was a lovely happy vindication of the time I’ve spent building friendships in this craft.

Perfectly timed. I needed a lift after more frustrating news. Endlessly frustrating on one hand, absolutely joyful on the other. The craft giveth and the craft taketh away.

I’ve made a rod for my own back though. Gonna have to learn Cymbeline now as well as Caius Lucius.

Hell of a way to learn his track, but you’d be amazed how much my head will have already eaten of his words now I’ve spoken them all under pressure. Spongebrain into action.

I was buoyed back to Brighton by Scott’s: “I KNEW you were the right man to ask.”

Now it’s long past bedtime.

Back at Meisner and I was caught being a bit glib because honestly I didn’t really want to go there. Not because I can’t but because I can. I go there for my work all the time. Why? I’m being paid. It’s my job. I kinda don’t want to have to practice going there because it’s like taking all the guts out of a fish and being the fish and the fish being a big hairy man full of pain. If you have to put the guts back in the same its gonna be really tricky. You’re gonna spill bits and make a mess. Still, I eventually managed to stop myself skipping over the surface, if for nothing else then for my partner who was a genuinely lovely young man. I’ve got a zip on my guts and I pulled it two teeth down. Yes I’m sure I’ve got loads to learn here. But I spent twenty years dragging those guts behind me as I walked and putting make-up on them and now I can unpack them and repack them as needed but to practice doing it isn’t my favourite reason. Thankfully the woman leading us is, inevitably, really perceptive. She runs a safe room, which is seriously important when acting comes this close to therapy. If it was my room I’d take a bit more time to close the ceremony, just as it’s exposing stuff, tender stuff, painful stuff. All very close to the surface in all of us. We all think we are doing such a great job of pretending to be okay. My favourite technique of hers is to counter “I don’t know” with “What if you did know?”

Fuck it though. So many weird beans in me at the moment. And my job is to puke them on people. Might as well stir them up a bit, make a better stew.

After the workshop I got another Lime Scooter through a fucking hailstorm. How the hell do I always time it so atrociously?! I went up to Hampstead and I was feeling exposed and shaky and really just wanted a beer but I’ve only gone and dumped my A1 coping strategy so I sat disconsolate with a Guinness Zero. Happy with my life choices but not evolved enough in them to go to a pub after Meisner and not desire a hefty punch of mistress forgettyjuice.

We’ve been planning Halloween again. I couldn’t really focus post class. I’ve got a Factory show tomorrow evening and then I’ve got to drive to Brighton. I’m strung out. So I was twitching a lot over the course of the evening. It did turn into a good enough meeting in the end. Thankfully there are three other brilliant people involved at this point and hopefully Jo as a fourth.

And now I’m nearly home and it’s still too cold to be June but apparently the weekend will show up for us. I’ll be in Brighton. Best idea would be to pack tonight. Am I too tired? Nah.

A rare free evening. I wandered over to a local school hall and sat at the very back of a room with about fifty friendly people in it. My local Nichiren Buddhists. These meetings happen very frequently and I only occasionally go. Last time it was functional, to jettison a very unwell man who might otherwise have attached himself to my sofa. This time it was purely to connect to the thinking of it all. An opportunity to embrace the mystic and the human at the joins.

It’s great to chant in a room full of people. I am slightly ashamed that I’m not able to get through Daimoku (the long bit of the chant) as fluently as I could a few years ago, but I wasn’t leading so it’s all good. I just mumbled into my prayer hands. “Jim iffl mim ho aho no ku jin mmpf flippy pff noo” Didn’t think to bring my little book where it is all written down phonetically. Poor woman in front of me. Then we all sat there and shouted Nam Myo Ho Renge Kyo at a scroll for ages. Loosely we are just saying “DEDICATE MYSTIC LAW LOTUS SUTRA” over and over. It’s a thing.

Then a guy did a talk.

Loads of our local Nichiren Buddhists are Italian. I have no idea if it’s the Italians in Chelsea or the Italians more widely with Nam Myo Ho Renge Kyo. But the guy who did the talk was certainly from Southern Europe.

We were thinking about “On Establishing the Correct Teaching for the Peace of the Land,” which is the zingy title our Nichiren came up with to speak truth to power in Kamakura whilst simultaneously scoring points against that douchebag Honen. Honen was running around trying to tell people that they could only attain Buddhahood in a tranquil pure land after death. Nichiren crucially held out that anyone and everyone can achieve Buddhahood in this lifetime. And what’s more you can do it without being a toady to a load of inevitably corrupt priests.

There’s a big old drive towards Kosen Rufu (world peace) which is great despite the fact that things haven’t really improved since back then. Back then Genghis Khan was wondering if he could get across to Japan. Now we’ve got Putin Trump and Netanyahu playing “Who’s gonna push it?” So anything I can do to try and shift the energy to peace is a good thing. So I chanted and then connected to the talk.

Dialogue – there’s a lot about dialogue, and being sensitive but honest and firm with people who are entrenched in worldviews we think are foolish or backwards. The evangelical drive in this secular sect to try and get more people to just be chilled out peaceful kind people who brainwash themselves into being simpler by saying a tiny fragment of a sutra over and over and over again. Mantras definitely have power, I’m not knocking it, I’m curious about it.

You can’t really do this Buddhist thing and still have the spite to get all hateyjealous. If we had everyone praying for peace and tranquility it would give ’em something to do instead of throwing bins at cops or shooting cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon off the fence again.

I haven’t done an acting workshop for years on the receiving end. I sometimes play with the idea of doing one of those “meet the casting director” affairs, but then I apply my own principles. What would I genuinely think about someone who had paid just to meet me? I might be compassionate, I might offer advice. But I would be much more likely to employ someone I thought I had somehow “found” through being good at my job. We are proud creatures.

Today I went and took a technique class. So terribly American. What can I say? Eight of us, a good mix, I’m the old guy. I got it for free through complicated means. I want to see what this is all about.

Stamford Meisner did for Stanislavski what Nichiren did for Buddhism. He simplified all the dense complicated stuff and boiled it down to repetition. It isn’t Nam Myo Ho Renge Kyo but it is in a similar instinct place. It’s another way to flood the mind so the instinct can take over. We mustn’t think with our heads when we are acting, it just makes us look smug and dull. But people like me need to find ways to shut that crap off cos my brain is going bananas all the time with distractions and noises.

I’m clueless really regarding Meisner Technique, but later this summer I’m gonna be thrust into a company including one of the chaps who imported it to London. There’s a shared language, a way of working, a way of being. Best I get ahead of the curve so he doesn’t get all sniffy and shake his stick at me.

Plus it’s fun.

I really enjoyed being in a room with all these kooky humans. Actors are a funny breed, curious actors are lovely. I once before did a three day course in this stuff – won it in a charity auction twenty years ago at the underGlobe. I am still in touch with some of the people from it. It gets intense.

I’m hoping not to just skip over the surface here. I’m pretty chill in my craft these days. There’s two more days of it this week so I’m just gonna try and learn and keep my head quiet and look at the people I’m with.

Lovely strange people in the room. I’m not gonna write about them though. I’m enjoying it. We did precious little technical stuff at Guildhall, it was more about sustaining a safe way of working long term and being a team player. All absolutely golden and I wouldn’t have had it any other way. But this summer is my summer of being curious about Meisner. Like The Factory, there’s a rabbit hole to go down. Like the Factory, I’m gonna bring a ball of twine before I jump in.

Up and out onto the TUBE. Going to The Globe and its in the congestion charge zone so no driving even though it’s a Sunday. Emma and Callum have booked a rehearsal room at Globe Ed and we all went there to top and tail screamed entrances and exits which is the closest we are ever gonna get to a rehearsal for the cue-scripted Macbeth we will be doing at Chalke Festival later this month. Banquo has the good grace to get murdered nice and early which was helpful as I needed to run off at 2pm. In my absence they’ve created a lovely little slaughter dance and like any other dance routine I am gonna have to internalise it so eventually I can get through it without the narration: “and back and grab and barge and draw and ‘fuck you slash’ and back the other way and he’s got me and ow my hand and block and ow and eyes and down and eyes and Neck and spin and dead.” And JAZZ HANDS.

It’s a nice bunch of people killing me. I won’t see some of them again until we do it. I still haven’t met my son Fleance or my son Young Seward as they couldn’t get off work in time.

Once I was good and dead I tubed it back to Sloane Square and drove Bergie up to The Cockpit, where I met a writer who used to be a newscaster and three actors. Wole Sarah and (Grace character name). And just a couple of hours later the four of us did a very unusual piece of writing in front of a live audience.

It’s always a joy to see the actybits land especially when you haven’t got a clue who your wife and daughter actually are in real life. We found a chemistry and discovered energy and rhythm. The writer Sarah is brilliant even if I did call her Sue in the Q&A. This one was really last minute. I replaced an old friend and I’m happy to have done so. Connects me back to the old friend as well.

And now I’m home and I just realised that the evening thing I thought I was doing tomorrow is actually on the 8th July so I am gonna have only one thing to focus on tomorrow (plus lines) which is an absolute wonder right now as I’m feeling a tiny bit flooded tonight in a good way.