We woke up this morning to sunshine and peace at Selsdon, in a bed so vast it has warring provinces. We wandered downstairs to an outdoor breakfast. I had sausage muffin. Lou had eggs. A quick cup of coffee and on went the Panda head as Lou went off exploring the acres.
Shortly thereafter I was pushing a shopping trolley. “Look mother, teddies!” shouted a little girl as Al Barclay with a head on pushed a lady artist in high heels across a stretch of colourful floor. “I think they’re having a photoshoot,” observed the mother, in the tone of voice of someone used to that sort of thing. Instagram has had its effect on us all now. If we saw something weird going on in the nineties we would approach with caution and curiosity. Now we look for the camera, and as soon as we see it we dismiss it as just another shoot.
I’m glad to have been part of it though. If they haven’t got some fun shots and stills from this morning I’ll be very surprised and, at heart, this stuff is about remembering to have fun. My connection to it all started in lockdown when I was dancing behind a pane of glass in Mayfair. We weren’t supposed to do anything so Marie and I announced that we were a “mental health bubble” and served Amy’s bonkers imagination by reminding people not to be scared and sad all the time. Mostly that involved dancing like idiots for hours and hours in a window but we had a selection of subversive messages we could hold up. It was mostly a winter thing. There was huge light in doing it. I’m glad she still thinks of me.
This weekend has been delightful, partly for the art but partly for the venue. Birch is a strong venture, and if I lived in Croydon I would hands down get a membership at Birch even though it’s £150 a month. There’s a gym. The pool is opening soon and will be beautiful. The building is spectacular and needs love to live. And there’s 200 acres of old land that is just gonna get nicer and nicer. The pigs and cows and ponies come next week. No wolves as it’s Croydon. Tamworth instead of boar. I suspect there are too many urban foxes for chickens.
I can’t remember the exact number but there’s over 200 rooms there. Whole wings have not yet come into play. They are still finding their feet, but it’ll turn into something remarkable, and I have no idea what deal they struck with Amy but I love that they have turned a room over to her glorious bright mind, and that she has trusted me to come and be me in it (with a panda head).
Lou and I are back at hers now and her bed feels like a matchbox compared to last night. The wind is hard against the window. As soon as I was out of the Panda the rain came. This weather needs to sort itself out please. Summer? I haven’t got a tan properly yet dammit.