WordPress anxiety

One of the compound words that surely needs to be murdered horribly is “Bloganuary”. WordPress, aka Jetpack, is trumpeting that mess of language at me right now. Absolutely vile. They are too expensive anyway for what I’m doing with them. They seem to think that blogs are a way of coining it.

I still have ads switched off. Fuck that. I’m not here to make money. It is disgusting that the model looks at that. Why do you think so much content online these days is an advert every second.

You would never believe what this blogger told us!

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A blogger who didn’t even THINK he was a blogger learnt a thing.

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The thing he learnt would change EVERYTHING.

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Al Barclay is an actor and blogger based in London.

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He has a face. His face has features.

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When he speaks, words come out of his mouth, but when he writes they don’t, they just become visible online via HTML.

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When he dies, all his writing will vanish because it is with wordpress and there’s a Paywall.

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WordPress suck. He can’t even have a plugin unless he pays almost double for something that really should be free.

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Capitalism sucks.

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I’m gonna have to get better at digital. I still own Albarclay.com. I just have to work out how to export it all and be free of wordpress. All my clever website friends won’t help. Fuck it.

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Author: albarclay

This blog is a work of creative writing. Do not mistake it for truth. All opinions are mine and not that of my numerous employers.

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